I've been using the same razor for over a year

I hate the pink tax, Botox before and after shots, and my first paid-only-post!

Illustration by one of my TOP fav’s, Amber Vittoria

You read that right, and I feel no way about it! This is something I would disclose to a friend after the second glass of wine when the conversation has turned to how hairy we let it get. The ones that know - KNOW that those pink and purple glittery handled razors at the drug store? GARBAGE. Absolute trash. I’m your Venus? Nah, it’s more like I’m your cheap piece of crap. Do you want quality? You go to the men’s section and get your hands on a pack of the 5-blade razors babe. You will have those for LIFE!!, or at least it will feel like it because they can be put through all the elements, and still shave every single hair OFF your legs, arms, pits and cha cha, leaving you smooth as a beby. It’s actually quite atrocious if you think about it. The propaganda put out on TV, social media and in magazines stating that a specific type of razor was specially made for women’s body hair. Pfft. Two uses and the thing is rusty by the end of the month. Meanwhile,